Dear Amazon,

When I order a bunch of stuff from you at 11pm on a Friday

The last thing I want to wake up to the next morning is an e-mail from Royal Mail saying “we have your Amazon parcel”.

Honestly, a large part of the reason I buy things from you is that your own delivery people just dump all but the highest value items outside my front door and make a run for it.

When you start outsourcing to the dinosaurs whom you seek to replace, bad things happen.

Things like me having to wait for my new coffee maker to be re-delivered on the next working day instead of getting it when I got home on Saturday evening like I damn well planned and expected.

#firstworldproblems