If you are a recruiter looking to fill a job, please clearly state the answers to the questions "where?" and "approximately how much?" to have any chance of getting a reply.

If you are trying to sell me something in my professional capacity, please don't expect me to be impressed that you've visited my website. If anything, I find it creepy when people trying to flog me services start quoting ancient anecdotes from these pages to me (yes, that really has happened).

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