The problem

A word document (plain old .doc, not 2007) should be received by e-mail, fed to a script, turned into a PDF and published on a website.

At my disposal

My server running Debian 'Lenny', which does not have a display of any kind.

How hard can it be?

Harder than it should have been, as ever. Here are my steps:

# aptitude install python-uno xvfb unoconv

You'll note the inclusion of Xvfb there, because it turns out that "headless" mode in OpenOffice isn't really headless at all. Sigh. Also sigh some more at the broken dependencies of the unoconv Debian package.

Now we can write our script to do the actual conversion. Shame it took twice as long as it should have...